Lipstick makes a world of difference.
Why won’t people use turn signals? It’s really not so hard to reach over and flip it. Just FLIP it. It flips off by itself. No big deal.
The diet coke numbers in the vending machine at work are 25 and 26. I always make sure I push Deuce’s number instead of Reggie Bush’s. Nothing against Reggie, except he hasn’t lived up to expectations, but I am just partial to Deuce.
I still laugh when I think about “demoncrat” and “toad trip”.
I really don’t care who wins the super bowl now. None of my teams made it to the final four even.
“24” was awesome as expected. But I can’t believe Janeane Garofalo is now part of the cast. Another episode is on tonight. It will fill in the Monday night football gap. Then Idol starts tomorrow.
I am going to miss Alan Colmes. Seriously. Sean will have a good show I’m sure but it just won’t be the same without Alan’s point of view.
Why do I save all my bananas for last when I eat runts?